Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed
Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed

Liars and cheats occasionally win a war but seldom win a battle.

“The continued reoccurrence and persistence of repression through   economic, political, and social-cultural means in the mistake called   Jonathan’s government has created a nation of traumatized and   dehumanized citizenry. The indicators which the evil ruling class refuse   to see include declining economy, political instability, pervasive and   entrenched dictatorial and repressive mode of governance, mass poverty   and growing worsening condition of social and personal insecurity and   disharmony, widespread opposition against the government, a   conglomeration of geo-ethnic and parapoitic associations both sane ones   and confused ones.

Consequently there are doubts in many quarters about the desirability   and continuing existence of Nigeria as an indivisible and dissoluble   sovereign nation.

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The above paragraphs reminds me of epic Lai Mohammed when he was   spokesperson of the All Progressives Congress (Then APC was in the   opposition), there was hardly any day that one opened the newspaper   without one news item or the other from the indefatigable   Lai…christened Lie Mohammed by his numerous fans. Today I am looking   for my Lai…

Currently Lai Mohammed is occupying the office of the Minister for   Information, it is an office that has seen decent men like that young   honorable dude during Obasanjo, so decent many cannot recall his name or   that he even served, he was not allowed to learn the ropes of   lying…his name Chukwuemeka Chikelu!

The office has seen the likes of strong woman Dora Akunyili, I am sure   she’d be looking at Lai Mohammed and frowning. Chukwumerije has joined   her in the world beyond, with his white beard; I remember there was   another whited bearded one called Walter Ofonagoro, I don’t know where   he is now.

In case many have forgotten, the man with acidic tongue Fani Kayode was   equally an occupant of that office, and lately we had another liar, he   was even more called Liebaran than Labaran Maku a name his forbears   called him. Infact my opening paragraph credited to Lai Mohammed could   belong to any of these Ministers and it would still be apt.

In a nation where the president is entitled to a spokesperson, with the   title Senior Special Assistant, and countless aides with media related   responsibility one would think that the job of the Minister for   Information would be easy, but alas it is not an easy one.

So where is Lai Mohammed, I hardly hear or put better, ‘we’ do not hear   him these days, even as mere formality, after the weekly ritual called   FEC Meetings we are hardly treated to the flamboyant Minister from Kwara   state.

When a square, round or triangle meal is almost unobtainable in most   homes, I do not see Lai Mohammed, is he now excommunicated from reality?   I may be under duress to agree with Lai, that the President and his men   are all working hard to make Nigeria great again. But really, have you   heard the Igbo proverb that says ‘of what use is it running when you   are on the wrong direction?’ When the President’s best efforts is   translating into untold hardship for the generality of the nation.

Haba! Nigerians are not as difficult as your chaps on top think they   are; all they ask for is the basics of life of which Allah has blessed   us with the resources to have. Yet all the hard work of Mr. President in   the last two years has shown little fruits.

Mr. Lai Mohammed, I know quite a few things this government has done   fairly well, but these achievements are dwarfed by the reality. The   current recession was one that started as a result of a democratically   selected government’s confusion over where and how it wants to get to   its destination, if at all it has one.

However Mr. Lai, the government you serve in, has not done anything   different from the austerity measures or SAP of past regimes and   administration, which all failed, and even if we anticipate success then   I fear, not from reforms with no name, no definition, no direction, no   duration, and without people orientation.

As Minister, and Nigerian, you are a friend and not a foe, but the   current hardship, has caused a confirmed breach of human liberty and   dignity. It is the fact that Nigeria under the present “regime” is   suffering chronic crisis and measures; designed to perpetuate widespread   destitution and under nourishment of mind, soul and body, mass poverty,   unemployment, inflation and crime.

The present reforms has made it possible for access to critical social   welfare goods and service to be restricted to only the rich. The rich   that can still afford it from their loot of the so-called national cake   take scholarships meant for the poor.

The “regime” expectedly has   found it difficult to do to simple things, mobilizing the vast national   and human resources of the nation, effecting a proper restructuring of   its institutions by reorientation and mobilization of citizens towards   humanistic values, productivity, efficiency social justice, welfare and   open accountability.

At this point I have lost the will to write further, I even ask is there   any need, the crocodile and alligator may look alike but they are not   friends either, so also the man who planted banana and expected plantain   on the premise they look alike would be disappointed. There is a thin   line between the success and failure of a venture, there is no fence   sitting, Nigeria is at the threshold and brink of; a brink of where we   have always been, as it was during Jonathan, so it seemingly is becoming   with your boss Buhari.

My beloved Lai Mohammed, I want you to shout your voice hoarse, speak as   government information points-man, tell Nigerians what the government is   doing, tell us that all will be well, give us fact based, time set goals   and how change is being effected. I need not tell you and Nigerians   alike that only truth can win the war called Nigeria…on intent I have   left out some of the bitter wars we are waging as a nation, but with   love if we start telling the truth all may yet be well, when   though—Only time will tell

Written By Prince Charles Dickson PhD

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